The land is breeded on yeehaws and cornbread. It’s either the drugs or the A Plant that’s got the people going ape shit. The land is nothing but back roads and more back roads. The cops there are sure nice and even nicer to gamble stolen money. Our mascots is between a Tiger, Redstreaks, Indians, and Eagles. Oh but don’t be alarmed, we got a Walmart down the road where you can surely see Bobby sue pissing on a stick in the parking lot after her boyfriend Ricky just overdosed on Yeehaw Black Ice. Also say hi to the local thieves around here that will steal the tin right off your house. Yikes. There’s nothing but lost dreams and drugs everywhere. Welcome to good ole pike county. We also got motels with bed bugs! Hell yeah partner.
by Iamagoober27 February 16, 2021